Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

soft hot stinky

Turd in a condom

My friend's boyfriend's name is Soft Hot Stinky

by Badwitch66 April 27, 2024

he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.

girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft

by twerker82898 September 28, 2015

soft delete

To mark a record in a database for deletion or to temporarily prevent it from being selected. In order to actually delete the record, a "hard" delete or "permanent" delete function must be performed.

soft delete: Removing less important players in a team before a match..to utilize them at a later point.
EX: He has been soft deleted from the team

by Deep Sehgal October 21, 2013

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015

soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.

Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.

by llamalanuh October 23, 2022

soft bull

A soft ass nigga who never does anything hard. Polar opposite of a Hard Bull.

Yo, is Dan coming to the bar with us? Na, you know that nigga Dan. Hes a soft bull.

by Gizmo bitch April 28, 2017