#1 Simp

Somebody that completely neglects hanging with the boys to go get some Coochie. If they are the #1 simp then they miss out with the squad and dont even get any coochie no matter the effort they put in.

Yo he missed the game to go to prom with this thot. He’s the #1 simp.

by ISeeAllSimps February 21, 2020

massive simp

michael boulet

michael is a massive simp

by luciclovesyou69 November 5, 2020

Charlotte simp

*not a joke
Someone/something that experiences or shows signs of puppy love or obsessive love-type behavior towards an individual named Charlotte. (Usually a lesbian or bisexual)

Alexis looks like such a Charlotte simp.

by the OG Charlotte simp. August 6, 2021

ani-simp

someone who simps for anime characters. like me lmao

sara: i have 5 posters of kurapika in my bathroom so i can look at his hotness everyday
bob: its being an ani-simp for me

by deez n-nuts April 9, 2021

Simp Bait

One who hits on their friends to draw attention, allowing others to flirt, so a simp can be found.

I am simp bait so Rio can find a simp.

by Handy_manny69 December 25, 2020

Fiat simp

A person obsessed with upholding fiat currency, like the US dollar, to the detriment of cryptocurrency, like Bitcoin.

Janet Yellen is the worst fiat simp.

by GasMachine February 22, 2021

Tom Simp

a siml

damn he’s a tom simp x

by DaddyMckenny January 17, 2021