Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021

Stoner

Someone who smokes marijuana. Stoners are down to earth people who dont look for drama and just live there life. Stoners are often the most chill people youll meet and dont expect to be judged for smoking weed by arrogant piss pots who are uninformed about the benefits of weed.

Im a stoner.

by Jacob Acuna January 10, 2021

Sonerying

The deep feeling or need of needing to sleep for days.

- I can sleep for days!

I'm straight up sonerying right now brosef!

by DrunkWorthy February 12, 2021

stoner

sam couch

omg sams such a stoner

by bBsc aha February 19, 2021

Stoner Boner

1. Stoner boner is when you craving some loud ass tree

2. Stoner Boner is when you smell some gas tree around you

1. “aye nigga I got a Stoner Boner let’s cop some tree”
“My Stoner Boner senses are tingling, you smell that ? “

by Muñañyo March 4, 2021

stoner skill

A secret skill not discovered until one becomes consistently high and finds evidence of it later

“I smoked four times this week and started to find crayola coloring sheet done as if done by Van Gogh around my apartment. I guess coloring is my stoner skill!”

by AngusStarbies January 17, 2021

stoner

someone who smokes more than 3 drugs , snorts coke , and is always h!gh🍃

allí ah: aye that dude adrian fine ash

malinda:gurl be careful he a stoner fr fr

by braazymshollywood👅🚶🏻‍♀️ March 27, 2021