Salty Slap

When you catch the ejaculate inside of your cupped hand, then going on to slapping your sexual partner in the face, with your ejaculate covered hand.

I was having sex with her last night and i decided to finish with a salty slap

by DaGingerWarrior March 01, 2018

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 27, 2015

Salty Caesar

When you’re giving head and a piece of lettuce from the salad you ate earlier gets left on the wang

I was so into it but she gave me a salty Caesar and I couldn’t look at her the same way

by Da muffin mane November 13, 2021

Salty Beaver

Having a salty beaver is referring to females having salty pussy lips or in the male version salty beaver references a male having a salty penis tip

That girl had a salty beaver shit was nasty

That guy’s beaver was salty

by Salty beaver March 17, 2022

The Rhode Island Salty Pickle

When you hold your dick in pickle juice for three weeks straight until it changes color and grows warts. Then you coat it in salt and have a woman or man try and get you hard using just their tongue.

Eric: “Where have you been bro? I haven’t seen you in a month.”
Trenton: “Sorry, my girlfriend wanted me to give her The Rhode Island Salty Pickle.”

by TheFloorIsALie April 12, 2024

salty squad "leader"

Salty Squad "Leader" : Adjective: the leader of a squad, who refuses to recognize how important each member is. Typically believes that his actions alone can guarantee a vicotry or win in the underlying event. Will give props to another member of the squad when they do well, however, he believes it was a direct result of him being there.

Hand tat Matt is such a salty squad "Leader".

by Droppingtruth26 March 31, 2016

Salty McTavish

Scottish tale as old as time. Salty McTavish will carve spoons out of your femur if you make him angry. If you are kind, he will carve them out of the finest walnut.
Was trained by wolves how to be a man.
Do not mess with Salty McTavish.

Woah. Did you see that spoon Salty McTavish made?! It’s awesome.
He sells them too!

by Anita Nap February 07, 2024