reverse DUI

Covert way of referring to an IUD (intrauterine device), a highly effective form of birth control which is inserted in the woman's uterus and prevents pregnancy for up to 12 years.

Since Shelly got a reverse DUI, she has not spent a single moment worrying about unplanned pregnancy.

by Shelly's man May 15, 2010

reverse sex

When you've gone without sex so long that you think your virginity is growing back

Can we hook up? I haven't had sex in ages
No way dude
Alright. Thanks for the reverse sex

by Lucky_Icecube June 24, 2017

reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016

reverse pyramid

When someone (such as your snifacunt other) stacks objects (such as books) with those that are smaller at the bottom, and those that are LARGER at the top -- creating an extremely UNSTABLE pile that is destined to come crashing down.

When Cindy cleans the house, she creates reverse pyramids here and there, and then is AMAZED each and every time they fall down! If the Ancient Egyptians would have built their pyramids thusly, they would not have needed thousands of years to become ruins!

by Johnny Reverse July 22, 2006

reverse grumpkin

when a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit gives oral sex to someone standing in front of them

yeah i got a grumpkin then gave her a reverse grumpkin

by Bradford, PA March 18, 2011

Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

by DurkDurkinson September 18, 2015

reverse slavery

the day white ppl become slaves.the day where justice is served.

this is an example of reverse slavery:
black slave-master:pick the cotton whitey!
white slave:ok master,do u wanna bj afterwards
black slave-master:no u faggot

by E das me August 11, 2009