Reverse Canker

The act of sitting on a toilet backwards, so your knees touch the wall behind the toilet, and pushing excrement through the anus, so that it spills down the front of the bowl and stains it really badly.

John: For fuck's sake, Mark, I can't go into that toilet.
Mark: Why, John?
John: Some prick did a Reverse Canker in there...

by jack french November 10, 2008

Reverse Insult

When someone tries to insult/comeback someone else, but it just makes them look retarded/immature instead.

Examples of Reverse Insults:

I know you are but what am I?

That's what your mom said last night.

Your face.

Any your mom joke.

by DurkDurkinson September 18, 2015

reverse handjob

Beating the shit out of a ballsack until the erection has dissipated.

"He called me another woman's name during sex, so I got off and gave him a reverse handjob instead!"

by psychosocialpseudonyms February 28, 2016

reverse sex

When you've gone without sex so long that you think your virginity is growing back

Can we hook up? I haven't had sex in ages
No way dude
Alright. Thanks for the reverse sex

by Lucky_Icecube June 24, 2017

Reversed-pedophile

It's a kid/teen that don't have full consent over what they do and likes older people who are adults and have full consent over what they're doing and are being manipulated/putting the people in situations which are illegal or very sexually suggestive. When they don't consent it.

Can be called revers-pedo

Stop acting like such a revers-pedo(Reversed-pedophile), it's disgusting.

by projectkiyo September 19, 2020

reverse grumpkin

when a person sitting on a toilet taking a shit gives oral sex to someone standing in front of them

yeah i got a grumpkin then gave her a reverse grumpkin

by Bradford, PA March 18, 2011

reverse slavery

the day white ppl become slaves.the day where justice is served.

this is an example of reverse slavery:
black slave-master:pick the cotton whitey!
white slave:ok master,do u wanna bj afterwards
black slave-master:no u faggot

by E das me August 11, 2009