real boomer hours

A time between 5:00 A.M. and 8:00 A.M. i.e. when boomers think everyone should get out of bed.

Yo man I need to hit the hay, I have to get up at real boomer hours tomorrow for class.

by Scud_The_Trewpa January 4, 2020

Just keepin it real

Just keepin it real, the way the cool kids walk down the street, you know, like nerds carrying calculus III books who think they're too cool for the Calc I students. Well, that's just keepin it real. Nerd-style or hood-style.

Mary was just keepin it real when she told her sister to get on the pill during christmas time dinner.

Tom and Jerry smoked up some weed because who the heck wants to be a cartoon, you know, just keepin it real.

by serbiarocks October 6, 2010

real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

by nickybangs February 6, 2018

real life situations

An expression used when an individual experiences or witnesses a humbling event.

Guy 1: Earlier today, I got a parking ticket because I forgot there was street sweeping.
Guy 2: Shit man, real life situations.

by redrobinyum562 January 30, 2022

Real Breaking Nate

A great Poketuber. He loves Psyduck.

Real Breaking Nates videos are the best!

by Hopeanddespair2134🍄 June 11, 2021

Real Muthaphuckkin G's

A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.

Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".

"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"

by MobbParadise May 8, 2021

real education hours

The period of time where school is in session. The time where you're (hopefully) up and learning and getting your education.

Kyle: Ayo what time is it?
Ryan: It's real education hours fam, who tf up and learning?

by DeadBread February 3, 2018