snake pull

To masturbate a penis. This can include a male jerking it or a female giving a male a hand job.

1. I think I am going to go on the internet and perform a snake pull. 2. I think it is time for a snake pull.

by midwolf January 10, 2010

Pulling a Shinjo

When you're trying everything in your power to NOT have sex.

Girl that has a crush on you:"I've been thinking about you all day haha, I even think about you whenever i'm masturbating LOL. Hey I am single by the way, I split up! Don't even know why :P w-wanna go out sometime?"

Shinjo:"I gotta practice my mario sunshine speedrun. Some other time maybe"

Shinjo later that day:"Guys I am starting to think of a possibility that this girl in my class might want something from me."

Friends:"He's pulling a shinjo again..."

by Sanosai January 23, 2019

pull a wifey

To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.

Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.

by Clarebear81 March 2, 2011

pulling a jesse

Going excessively overboard about a topic that no one seemingly cares about.

Look. Samsung is Pulling a Jesse again.

by hallsfierce September 16, 2014

pulling a jennae

The act of knowingly missing school or a class when you know you have a test that day.

Did you hear about Ricky? I heard he got caught pulling a Jennae instead of taking the physics test!

by paperplate123 July 22, 2016

pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.

Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.

by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016

Pulling a Greekgodx.

This is what you say if a streamer stops with streaming for a really really long time. And you can also say it if the streamer is trying to get to space by asking Elon Musk. Or if a streamer cheats on their diet forsenCD.

HEY LOOK AT TYLER1 HE'S PULLING A GREEKGODX.

by YOINK MINE NOW WideHard 7 January 20, 2019