Pot noodle soup religion

A religion of which Draco Malfoy is the father Damon Salvatore is the son and Peppa Pig is the Holy Spirit

“Bro wats ur religion”
“Pot noodle soup religion innit g”

by Dinosaur.broski November 14, 2020

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noodle grooven

When a person high on amphetamines cannot control their bodily movements and or functions

Did you see Larry at the party he was all over the place he his body was moving out of control ,he was noodle grooven.

by Fotoboy April 03, 2018

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When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce

by Jimmy neutron 23 February 18, 2021

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dude 1 -“oh look at her tail noodles”
dude 2 - “oh super swaggy”

by penis pasta January 08, 2022

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That Michael is such a noodles foot!

by Anabanabobana July 29, 2017

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When someone gives you a hand job, but you are soft for most of it

Hey man, my date last night didn’t end too well, she totally had to shake the noodle

by Ardent Maple July 24, 2021

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The amount of fluid needed to prevent flaccidity in a male erection.

That dude must need 14 noodle-ounces to fuel his garfield.

by flaccidfox January 01, 2012

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