Your mum

Ur mum

Mary:your mum
Jeremy:your mum

by 763qYour mum60 May 31, 2022

Mum-off

To have a verbal contest over progressively worse mum jokes. It usually goes around full circle before someone gets mummed-out.

Kevin: Your mum's a slapper.
Joe: Your mum is a bigger slapper!
Kevin: Your mum invented being a slapper!
Joe: Your mum wrote the slapper's handbook!
Kevin: Your mum followed every move in the handbook!
Joe: Are you challenging me to a mum-off?
Kevin: Your mum likes a challenge... etc

by rob1982 January 3, 2013

ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

Ur mum gae

A nuclear-level comeback from an insult

B: you’re a disappointment to your parents
J:ur mum gae
B: I’m gonna go use option E now

by Booty stealer April 28, 2022

Your mum

A good use word in a roast to defeat them

Your mum

Crowd ohhhh

by Miner mc March 5, 2018

Eat a mum's potatoes

When you suck on a single mum's arsehole that hard her hemeroids pop out so you give them a chew.

Went to Jenny's last night to eat a mum's potatoes last, they were extra juicy.

by Kjabber February 25, 2024

ur mum

is bri'ish

""ur mum is cool"

by yurii₊˚✩彡 October 17, 2022