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mr payne

a right nonce who thinks he knows everything, commonly found with a London accent. a Mr Payne doesn't often joke but if he does it's cancerous. WARNING - Will shout of you share a ruler
classmate: hey, you got a ruler?
Mr Payne: THIS IS PATHETIC!!!
by Willyjoe42 November 9, 2018
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Mr Howlett

The name for any teacher that sticks a clip on every lesson because he's too busy getting pissed to plan a proper lesson.

It originates from the phrase " HOW the fuck do they LET him get away with that"

He/she often has other lazy traits, they are often identifiable by 3 factors.
1) their obsessive use of video clips.
2) often have shit shoes as they have traded style for comfort.
3) they always have a berocca on Monday morning to help with their constant hangover.
"I've got Mr Howlett next"
"I thought you had Mrs Fitch"
"I do but all she does is show us clips"
by Farlingaye July 30, 2017
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mr. jeff

A guy who wears spam costumes and dresses in drag for Halloween, but is still just a single, lonely, hilarious teacher.
People: mr. jeff, you need a girlfriend
Mr Jeff: what. no, i have a calculator.
by Jemilla July 19, 2017
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Mr. Clean

Term for men who shaved their heads too shiny, that light reflects on them.
Named after a brand of detergent and cleaners with a bald man as the mascot.
Dan: Look at Jerome's new haircut.
Francis: Oh, he looks like Mr. Clean.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018
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mr crumpton

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets
by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
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Mr allen

A teacher at president kennedy school who is a lord of the dankest of memes
He has also spread his knowledge onto other members of the humanities office
That mr allen is such a badman
by Definitelynotelliot January 9, 2019
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Mr. Enari

Dumb teacher that cant teach for shit. Ohh and also sings about shit. And eats shit all day long. (aka doughnuts) Also shoots shots with paper balls and thinks he's amazing...... BUT no he's shit.
by yeeereee January 14, 2019
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