missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.

i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020

Miss Believer

A REALLY underated song from 21 pilots, its one of the best and most calming song ive heard

"hey have you ever heard of Miss Believer?"
"uh no what's that..?"
"you should try listening that with me, ill show you!"
"sure!"

by Thatonegirlwhoisjustreallybore November 25, 2020

Miss Russell

O my Miss Russell is so kind heart, nice, smart and over all the best. to be honest you need Miss Russell us a teacher she just amazing. She alway put other people before herself which is just so nice.if your reading this Miss Russell you have done a great job at teaching us.

I wish Miss Russell was my teacher!!!!!

by happhorse October 21, 2020

Missing link

That second dump of the day which should’ve been your first dump yesterday.

“ noting the missed performance yesterday, one had anticipated a truly stupendous rendering this morning, only to be disappointed by a meager production, and then, quite unexpectedly, later that day, I was overjoyed to announce a grand presentation of the missing link !”

by Faecal matters October 30, 2020

Miss VAUGHNZ

An ugly dumb bitch

Sup VAUGHNZ

Go away miss VAUGHNZ

by Sup baby girl October 31, 2020

Miss Heather Smith

That one subsitute 20 year old teacher that will watch anime with you and play among us with you.

Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher

Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!

by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020

Miss yasmeen

An ostrich egg obsession extreme thoughts about ostrich egg earths and looks at photoshopped images of the earth

Ostrich egg is earth - miss yasmeen

by random guy on the internet 69 November 5, 2020