Minecraft

Literally just building blocks but 10x more fun. Idk both kinda fun.

Person 1: Wanna play Minecraft?
Person 2: And go blind from sitting in front a screen for too long!?!? sure.

by Kainokml June 2, 2022

Minecraft

Virtual and legal alternative to drugs, the best shit you'll ever do.

Person 1: Wanna go to this party-
Person 2: FUCK THAT SHIT I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT

by senpaielias July 24, 2019

Minecraft

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

minecraft

cool and only for w gamers teehee

minecraft is trojan horse virus :)
w_fsa.exe
wdas)_1_"trojan"
dooqps

by minecraft lover 123 August 22, 2023

Minecraft

The best fucking game in the whole fucking world.

Go play it.

Stop playing Fortnite Assholes.

I play Minecraft and I have an elytra bitches!

by superMinecraftcats December 10, 2019

Minecraft

the best game ever created

person 1: hey wanna play minecraft?
person 2: heck yeah

by randomguy6942069420 January 26, 2022