West Milford Soda Machine

A sex move when someone pisses in the girls vagina during sex, then she bitches about it and he sucks the piss out of her anus. He then procedes to spit it on her face and run away.

Jimmy gave Jane the West Milford Soda Machine yesterday.

That motherfucker gave me the West Milford Soda Machine.

by Thefatkidisheres February 11, 2010

milfg

the classic mother I like to fuck but with a twist using her back door(greek) for a change or challenge.

the mom's of my classmate is good for milfg

by 3inchesmiami July 19, 2009

milfo

mother i would like to fuck "off" : opposite meaning to milf , an effective way to point out an ugly old minga

fuck me look at this milfo..................jog on sweetheart !!!!!

by ash the fingermaster December 28, 2009

Milfbusters

a orgonisation with the sole intention of busting milfs.

hey dave, wanna bust some milfs? then give the milfbusters a call!

by shizzlecop September 1, 2009

Milfette

An 18-25 year old MILF that every man would like to fuck, a fine piece of ass.

Dude 1: Yo dawg, did you see how hot Gisele is looking today?
Dude 2: Yeah bruh, she is a milfette.

by CaptainCave May 12, 2012

Milfie

A highly prized attractive woman who is desired by most men..These highly sexy women are also know as "Kool Aid"
but not to be confused with "Tang" or "Capri sun"as these do not compare to the pure greatness of 'Kool Aid" aka Milfie

omg that girl is so sexy.....yep she is a Milfie for sure...

by ***secrect*** June 15, 2009

Milfordspectophobia

The feeling that somewhere, somehow, the world's most transparent rapist is watching you.

Sufferers of Milfordspectophobia might believe that Ceiling Jack is watching them masturbate.

by majorwalrus April 23, 2010