mike sans

Man with a large penis who gets all the soccer moms

MIKE SANS YOU SLAYER

by Mike sans October 30, 2017

mike kaelin

This motherfucking cunt, ass, hoe. He loves fucking young girls ( his daughter ), but hates fucking his wife. Sleeps with his no titty daughter in hotel rooms and loves getting boners from big g’s volleyball shorts during volleyball games. He’s a goddamn hore. Jacks off in all public bathrooms. Loves to rape people.

I just popped a Mike Kaelin when I fucked that girl last night.

by mike kaelin June 1, 2018

Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

mike stockton

Sex God

I wish I was like Mike Stockton

by Ms95 July 27, 2018

Mike Fisher

1. A man that's always making smart ass remarks.

2. A man who exposes and speaks the truth of everyone.

3. The most disliked man on the internet.

Mike Fisher, bad things happen to bad people.

by Really Bad Person August 11, 2018

Mike Ziegler

(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying

I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets

by Brian and Eli forevs August 13, 2018

Mike Shy

A person who is hesitant to speak in front of a select group of people (especially using a microphone).

Steve: So, Rachel- "I can not wait to introduce you to everyone at my company picnic this weekend".
Rachel: WTF?!

Steve: Oh, what is the problem? Are you Mike Shy

by Marvelous Murphy August 22, 2018