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land the load

man last night dun land the load and she had jizz all over her face
by justinaimers June 24, 2008
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Land of chaos online

A game where you're expected to wait 6-8 hours for the download to complete, only to have to download more updates before playing on a laggy server which is not prepared for the amount of players signed up.
YUP - IN THE MEAN TIME CAN WE INTEREST YOU IN SOME LOVELY AVATARS FOR THE FORUM YOU WON'T USE UNLESS YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT SIR? - WE MAY NOT ACTUALLY RESPOND TO ANY COMPLAINTS COUGH COUGH

Land of chaos online
by LOCO IS GAY May 26, 2010
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Land of Lincoln

First, you find a girl who you may have a grudge against. Then get your wallet ready, blow it all over her face, and smack that 5 dollar bill right on her forehead to lay down the land. And send her packing.
Bernice found herself on the Land of Lincoln last night before I started running away.
by The Martitian January 5, 2011
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Land Manatee

An overweight consumer, whose natural habitat is usually slopping over the edges of a "Li'l Rascal" style motorized shopping cart in America's retail centers. Often characterized by a body odor made up of medical ointments and bad hygiene and a general disregard for the space the fill in an aisle, Land Manatees are not generally dangerous so long as one is wise enough to not disrupt them in their habitat.
"Did you see those land manatees in aisle 10?"
by icondropout October 16, 2014
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land octopus

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?
by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019
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Land-Whale

A Fat man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
by TKinfinity July 17, 2019
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Flying Land Clam

Otherwise known as a "loogie." A generally large, brackish, slimy substance expunged from ones lungs with great force. Commonly used as a weapon on schoolyards and construction sites.
"Did you see that flying land clam I just hocked?"
by Snatch Bloodline October 4, 2008
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