trevor lake

a person who goes for his exs best friend and doesn’t care what she thinks. he likes girls that are really hot and have a lot of friends

girl- i think we should break up
trevor lake- good i like your best friend

by cookies56 October 12, 2021

Walled Lake Central

A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes

Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years

Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central

A girl got fucked on the stairs at central

by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021

Walled Lake High

Legend says this is the palace of the two gods of old. Here in there mighty palace they watch the world of Birmingham with great judgment. These gods are named Blonde and Majeed. Majeed controls the land and often visits the world of Birmingham to bring peace in there darkest hours. Thousands migrate to see him which is known as the Great Exodus. Blonde is the god of the heavens. He controls over Walled Lake and other places outside of Birmingham. Some say he has once too journeyed to the world of Birmingham to visit the greatest clash of kingdoms, and with his powers, gave the kingdom of Seaholm a mighty power to defeat their enemies and win. Soon after he took a piss in the woods blessing the lands.

Majeed and Blonde will one day return again to remake the great lands of Birmingham into what it’s meant to be. All white girls and Libs will be destroyed and sent to the hells of Ohio and Birmingham will be free and United once more till the end of time.

Person 1: Do you know about Walled Lake High?

Person 2: of course I do. It’s the kingdom of the gods. I pray to see Majeed and Blonde return to our world

by The_moon1 October 14, 2021

Lake Dallas Middle School

Cool high school with dog collar kids and kids who hiss. The concession stands are where kids ruin their lives.Oops.

She hissed at me she must go to lake Dallas middle school.

by fried oreos. October 18, 2021

Lake Grooters

The sexiest trufalla tree around, 6.3 inches, medium gurth. He’s ya daddy, ya mommy, and ya mailman (also kimpossible).

Max stole Lake Grooters from Tatum in 3 seconds.

by Toddy Mcsgwety November 1, 2021

lake weir middle

lake weir middle is also known as lake queer middle filled with all the sluts & hot cheeto girls of marion county, when you think of lake weir you think of a whole buncha smelly gay niggas and a school known for 13 y.o mfs who fuck in the stairwell like gross ass mfs which is reason #3 why theres so many crusty kids with stds lake queer middle is known for the girls basketball team being better than the guys, how do you even let that happen overall dumbest school in 352

“did you guys hear about the kids who fucked in lake weir middle school”
“you mean the lake queer of the smelly weird kids?”

by yu shall neva know September 8, 2021

Swan lakeing

When jerking off in a planked position you aim the head of the penis at a 69 degree angle as to shoot the cum into your mouth upon ejaculation. Can be done accidentally or on purpose but either way the cum is normally choked up causing the swans to take flight.

“*auhg* Fuck I’ve just swan laked myself”, or “I about threw up when I realized I was swan lakeing”

by GammaTexas8 September 10, 2021