blue veined log jam

When you are a man and you have sex and a few hours later you have to pee bit the crusty jizz is blockng the way causing a sharp pain.

"Damn man I forgot to clean things off after I banged Sheila last night. Thought I peed glass for second."

"Dude, blue veined log jam... you always forget."

by Leper Khan November 16, 2017

Inappropriate logging

When you don’t clean your rear end. Don’t be a douche-douche! You can at least make sure one end is clean.

When we went to town- I heard he caught a case of inappropriate logging.

by George Coonie July 16, 2024

Soft Log

The act of closing Red Dead Redemption 2 on Google Stadia, but not Google Stadia itself.

Barry and Sweetpie left the session to Soft Log and continued their great conversation.

by BarryLinton May 17, 2022

soft log

The act of slapping ones flaccid penis against the females face to initiate sexual interaction.

Suzy was being a prude so Brian whipped it out and gave her the soft log to put her in the mood.

by jjslozz January 16, 2016

surprise log

When your entire body is telling you that explosive diarrhea is at critical stages, but you get a normal poop instead.

I did the Diarrhea Quick Step, barely made it, but it was a Surprise Log.

by CactusOfDoom August 05, 2023

Skin Log

A very girthy and long penis with a plump head.

Went out on a date last night and Leslie was really impressed with my Skin Log !

by Quad32x October 24, 2023

Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.

“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”

by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022