Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.

Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.

“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”

by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022

log rocket

a fat meaty penis

My boy John has quite the log rocket. You can see the imprint through his shorts!

by bigboi10928 August 29, 2022

Log

My best friends boyfriend

Hey friend your log texted

by hey uncle May 10, 2022

standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path

Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"

by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022

white Christmas log

This is a scenario in which a female (lactating mom) “in a surprise fashion” lactating on
Your Partner whilst they are going to the bathroom and is in mid poop on the toilet. Making your partner feel like they are getting a cold shower of breast milk.

Suddenly as I looked up I was getting showered with my wife’s breast milk instead of saying I am pooping here and freaking out you say “stop giving me a white Christmas log”

Or

Why am I getting sprayed on by … ahh! You white Christmas logged me!

by ask_about_my_winston2 November 15, 2022

log jam

when you stick your tongue up a girls ass and a turd pushes it ack out.

There was a log jam when he stuck his tongue up her ass and he got a turd in his mouth for his trouble.

by Gozaagustus1 November 18, 2022