(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.
(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.
by whitestrips April 28, 2008
Get the colon lockmug. by Afahdkfnfbsn February 23, 2020
Get the Rachel Lockmug. A pathological liar who seems to lie compulsively!
by TrottSavvy July 20, 2022
Get the Cap Lockmug. Kid 1: you know I picked on the lock and stole everything inside
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled
Kid 2: you fucking legend
Teacher: You 2 are expelled
by Urban Dick Admin May 13, 2019
Get the Lockmug. An AI generated meme which debuted at the end of 2024. Two agents ask, 'What is the next step of the operation?', followed by different visuals and backed by the audio of Scissorhands by Trekkrrholymountain.
'Have you heard of the locked-in alien meme? It's more massive than the low taper fade meme!'
'Cap!'
'Cap!'
by LocalNeighbourhoodDictionary January 7, 2025
Get the locked-in alienmug. 
A key that nobody uses and should be removed as well as the delete, end, port sync, page up/down, pause and insert key.
by a sponge called bob March 28, 2025
Get the scroll lock keymug.