Mr. King

A teacher who hasn't got the slightest clue what he is doing. Thinks his class is more important than any other, even though it's not.

How did you do on the test?

Awful, Mr. King didn't teach us any of that.

by angrystudentcomplains January 20, 2014

kottonmouth kings

It's a lifestyle movement.

If this was the last joint, that we ever rolled up tight,
I'd want to be with good friends, underneath that open sky,
Play some mellow music, throw our dreams into the fire,
Release all the demons, and our souls are uprising.

-kottonmouth kings

by spliffster April 17, 2007

Kings of Leon

A very popular rock band that compromised their raw energetic music to become a radio friendly Top 40 staple in order to pack arenas full of teenaged girls. They have a huge fan base who consider them to be one of the greatest rock bands of all time mainly because they are one of only a few "rock" bands out there at this point in time. Their sound is characterized by very basic song structures limited to four chords or less, generic lyrics, virtually no lead guitar or solos and a general absence of the blues.

Dude 1: "Yo the Kings of Leon are so amazing! They are like the best rock band ever."
Dude 2: "Really, you think so? Listen to this band called Led Zeppelin and let me know what you think..."

Later that week...

Dude 1: "Umm, Zeppelin blew my mind. Sorry man I should have done more research before making that statement."
Dude 2: "It's ok everyone makes mistakes. Now go and enjoy your new life."

by Raul (comes out at night) January 26, 2010

king's cross

A grimy drug-infested area of London. It has been majorly cleaned up but it's still not that good.

When you walk out of King's Cross station you are immediately confronted by a bunch of drugged-up homeless and nasty looking teenagers wanting drugs or to sell you drugs.

by Angelacia May 21, 2007

king of the portal

See: Strawberry clock

Strawberry clock is king of the portal

by asdf December 11, 2003

sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky November 09, 2007

king of the world

Temporary feeling of exhilaration, or a spurious feeling of authority. From Leonardo di Caprio's lines at the prow of RMS Titanic in James Cameron's 1997 movie.

"I'm the king of the world!!! WOOOO-HOOOOOO!!!"

by Fearman October 25, 2007