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Not going to jump to conclusions

Already doing it bitch. How's that ear? How many bullet holes do I have in MY ear? I'll give you a hint: The number looks like an "O" and it also looks like a bullet hole, interestingly enough. Better question is: How many mentally retarded billionaires does it take for my theory of AI to work? Another hint? The answer to the second question is the SAME AS THE FIRST! 😃 It's a two-fer!
Hym "Ok. They are not going to jump to conclusions THIS time like they did LAST TIME or like the time that they drone struck a boat... And then claimed it was drug traffickers... And then it WASN'T ACTUALLY DRUG TRAFFICLERS... It was just fishermen... We are going to do that THIS TIME. INSTEAD... We are going to wait to see if it's the 🔫 schizophrenia AGAIN... And then we are going to lie and say it was our political enemies... Even though we know it WASN'T THAT... Ok. I'm ready. I'm ready for the not jumping to conclusions we are about to do.... Ok? Go!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
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jump pad mquack

Jumps up your ass and fucks you so hard like shrek that you start “quacking” like a duck.
Last nigh a girl asked me to jump pad mquack her for pleasure.
by Fuck me hard March 4, 2018
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Schlong Jump

When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
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Jump nap

When someone goes to the bathroom and jacks off and takes a dump then takes a nap all on the toilet
Its been a rough day so far at work , since we finally got some downtime imma go take a jump nap
by AnonRS001 March 31, 2022
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