Jacob

Jacob is a small Asian who hates life
Jacob is short
by Caprism December 30, 2019
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Jacob Allen

A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
Jacob Allen has a small pepe
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
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jacob fuck boi

a fuck boy who has no friends and a stupid hair line.
if you look at his musical.y's it is eye rap and cancerous.
he is the cringiest human of all time.
by jacob fuck boi January 14, 2018
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Jacob with two b's

If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
Oh no I just made eye contact with Jacob with two b's
by Jacob with two e's March 14, 2019
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Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit

Okay so let me tell u about this gamer.

He is one of the coolest boo-boos in town as well as the biggest fool. For an ultimate gamer (that he claims to be) he also happens to be an ultimate loser, explaining why Jeff talks shit about him 24/7(but we don't discriminate).

Jacob is blind as a bat so if you see him running move out of the way. He will trample you will his barefeet. Jacob a.k.a snotboy will still her bitch and your man so be a-fucking-ware. Jacob has the power of 1,000 Leela's so he will literally defeat any and everyone except Godlesp of course.
Boo boo the Jacob Chimtzu Freiheit.
by Pseudofragginnym May 29, 2019
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The Trevor-Jacob-Move

The Trevor-Jacob-Move is a special move that was originally introduced from a content creator called Trevor Jacob in the year 2021. This move represent a authentic way to exit an aircraft in midflight after an surprising engine failure.
Person 1: Oh, you're already there? That was faster than I was expecting.

Person 2: Yeah, yeah, I just did The Trevor-Jacob-Move and crashed the aircraft into a mountain. Look i even have video footages, how lucky!

Person 1: Wow, show them to me!
by Nuclear Atomic January 14, 2022
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Jacob saggy titties

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Jacob saggy titties
by Siria October 12, 2020
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