She lost the bet, but when I asked to settle the score, I only heard excuses. it must been an italian bet.
by c4tman June 25, 2021
Get the italian betmug. The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.
by Bigphatttmemes June 29, 2020
Get the Italian stallionmug. A European ethnicity that is distinctly Mediterranean and therefore carries a phenotype similar to people from Spain, Greece, the Middle East, and northern Africa. This means that Italians can blend in a lot of places. Oddly enough, I noticed that many Italians have one eyebrow straighter (on the left) while the other is curved and sits lower down (on the right). Italians are generally considered attractive, although it is easy for us to get ugly with our hairy tendencies. People are usually on the short side (women 5'2"-5'6", men 5'8"-6'0"), although they were much shorter during the Roman times. According to a tour guide at the Flavian Ampitheater at Pozzuoli, a 5'5" man would be considered very tall and gladiator material. Northern and southern Italians tend to have distinctly different norms of appearance. Lighter skin, eyes, and hair are common in the north (think auburn hair with hazel eyes). Black hair, dark brown (or blue!) eyes, and midtone olive skin are common for the south. Southerners are generally shorter than their fellow northern countrymen. More on the Mediterranean people: search for "gracile mediterranid" for anthropological concepts specific to Italy.
Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.
Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
Personality, behavior, and levels of maturity are relevant only on an individual basis and are separate from ethnicity.
Italians at first glance are commonly mistaken for:
•Iranians (especially in California)
•Greeks
•Armenians
•Hispanics
People all over the world love Italian culture but have no idea what Italians actually look like.
~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
~Hispanic is not always the right answer~
by facewrinkles March 31, 2019
Get the Italiansmug. Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.
Jess: what!?
Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.
Jess: Lol.
by Nimoe July 20, 2016
Get the Italian motorboatmug. When two Italian friend dip their testicles in baby powder and proceed to double penetrate someone making their nuts clap coating them in powder. Then creamfill them like a cannoli.
by Hydro jet August 10, 2025
Get the Italian Snowball fightmug. When you purposely leave an item, such as a hat or jacket, at someone's house or apartment so you have an excuse to go see them again later.
Me: Dude, where's your hat?
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.
Friend: Oh, I left it at this girl's place so I can go see her again next weekend.
Me: Ah, drop in a give a quick Italian Hello I see.
by Playertwo_002 November 14, 2018
Get the Italian Hellomug. An ethnicity some people say we aren't white some say we are, the truth is people from the south are more olive skinned so it might seem like that, but we are usually perceived as white.
The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.
We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.
We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.
We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.
We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
The Hollywood normalisation of Italian isn't always true there are people with tan dark hair and a bit tasci(-plural of tascio someone who wears a lot of gold and shit) but usually you can find people with blonde hair and pale skin though the most common colour of hair is brown.
We love our families and food especially our trad food but not everyone does and that's ok it's not mandatory to like it.
We are not all linked to mafia even though it is a bad apple in our country that originated from Sicily (FML I am sicilian) that expanded to other countries especially US because of emigration.
We are usually kind and respectful just make sure not to meet a maranza, someone who is very tascio and wears Nike sets and gold chains and acts like a douche bag, but there is a little little minority of them who isn't a douche bag.
We love our country for our sea our country sides but most hate our government, and honestly as an Italian I've seen more foreign people love our country more than us tbh.
He's Italian he comes from Italy
by Ch4rli3isstupid February 21, 2024
Get the Italianmug.