pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 January 21, 2012

crack sniffer

The weird act of a man\women waking up and simply sniffing their partners crack

Ashley was such a Crack sniffer this morning

by Tacobell •_• November 21, 2016

crack tattoo

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.

that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.

by nelly4alluhoes February 06, 2015

Crack Cobbler

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.

I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.

by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019

wack for crack

Black male who only dates white females. (derived from the term "cracker")

Precious: "hey you know that guy Jamal?"
Bonquisha: "Ya, damn that n*** is fine!"
Precious: "Too bad he is wack for crack!"

Jamal only dates white girls

by spam, fayley, Ramanda November 22, 2011

crack flappin

the involuntary body movements made after being up for more than 2 days on crack

please dont send kelly to the store... she is crack flappin all over the place.

by c~mamie November 09, 2007

crack coma

A long period of sleep, that occurs after a crack-cocaine binge.

That ho's in a crack coma, after partying with Artie Lange.

by krazykillakomedy January 27, 2010