Kansas Waffle Iron

You defecate on a persons laptop keyboard and slam it shut.

Man fuck Jerry I'm gonna Kansas Waffle Iron his Laptop. Because he's from OHIO!

by Marine007 December 1, 2022

THE IRON CROSS OF PORK

A crossbow used by PORKINSTEIN Members made by DEPOT TECHNO himself paired with harming arrows this crossbow is said to be able to one shot someone in full Netherite armor if used correctly

I used the THE IRON CROSS OF PORK for PORKINSTEIN

by DEPOT TECHNO April 14, 2022

Iron Dome

A interception system by Israel for missile strikes

“The Iron Dome is in action!”

by XsavierLOL February 17, 2025

Iron Dome

Yeah, um... Should have probably invested in the Aegis.

Hym "Did they do the 70/30 thing? To break the Iron dome? Did they use the thing?"

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Gridly Iron

The proper spelling of the word Griddler.

Thats sir is a nice Griddler. You sir are a dumbass the gramaticly correct term is Gridly Iron,

by AnnsLoverDork May 17, 2009

Ironic

An event happening right after talking about similar events.

Person 1: I use to party in the fields in old barns
Person 2: Well the Ironic thing is, I got invited to one that is just like how you describe your youth.

by MintelPier October 5, 2019

Iron Schneider

When you finally go to the bathroom after being constipated, you end up with an Iron Schneider in the toilet bowl.

Schneider re: a hot dog.
Iron re: hard consistancy due to constipation

Oh man, my butt hurts! I finally dropped an Iron Schneider after eating 2 bowls of All Bran!

by EmilyBalon February 21, 2025