Irish Door

the, often times, brick wall that appears to be the door next to it while under the influence.

McGarrity: Jaysus what happened to your head Malachy?
O'Riley: Oh, he tried walking through the irish door downstairs.

by finely28 December 11, 2009

Irish Bukakke

The act of nutting all over a railroad track that your ancestors built in America.

Let's go dishonor our fams and have some Irish bukakke with the other hobos

by DatGoy1945 April 25, 2019

irish candy cane

When:

a girl periods into a man's mouth

the man comes in her mouth

they kiss

"i just had an irish candy cane with this chick last night"

by a non oh mess June 02, 2009

Irish bug

A hangover

Mate 1: Aye mate, I got the Irish bug this morning \

Mate 2: You stupid cock eye boy!

by FTHAATWOMAN May 16, 2018

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 09, 2014

Irish War Hammer

An irish war hammer is a worded used to describe an Irish mans tool that he brings to battle.

Woman:"so honey what tool did you bring tonight?"
Man:" Well,in that case i guess Ill whip out the ol' Irish War Hammer and slap you with it!"

by The Irish Hammer January 12, 2007

Kiss me, I'm Irish

Irish sex.

Bloody hell, mate, look at that boner!

by Irishman March 10, 2003