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trumoo jokes

trumoo jokes are jokes on the back of a milk carton

ex: how do cows stay up to date ?
they read the moos paper
i get milk everyday just to look at the trumoo jokes at the back
by card6777 November 4, 2021
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A whole joke

A thing that's got no dad no father no love and no one
Someone who thinks that world revolves around them with those crusty dusty musty and certainly not crunchy lips ( please put on
Vaseline my brother)
Person 1: Did you see om...
Person 2: Nah the only thing I saw was a whole joke
by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023
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Joke

A joke is something that is meant to be funny, or for atleast one person to be able to laugh at. It can be- stupid, annoying, or just weird sometimes- depending on the joke.
Person 1: “Wanna hear a joke?”
Person 2: “Sure!”
Person 1: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “To get to the idiots house- knock knock”
Person 2: “Whos there?”
Person 1: “The chicken AHA”
Person 2: “LOLLL”
by Idkwhatithink February 5, 2022
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A joke

Kid: you never make funny jokes

Mom: your a joke and im your mom get it
by Bebga January 14, 2022
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Not a joke. On my word as a Biden

Mocking locution combining two of Joe Biden's favorite rhetorical expressions
Usually uttered immediately after the telling of an obvious falsehood
Back in the 90's I had sex one night with the entire cast of the "Seinfeld" show. Including Kramer
Not a joke. On my word as a Biden
by thurb June 28, 2023
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joke-a-verse

A verse of poetry that pokes fun a someone or something.
The emcee recited a joke-a-verse at the dinner that roasted the comic celebrity.
by Circus Room June 2, 2012
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