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Goons

A man that's loyal to his men's and his gang he will always have your back when you need him I will never talk shit about you

And will never lie to and will always stay right next to you
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:yoo look at my goon Right here

:this the goon right here
by Ckulglad r.je January 7, 2020
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goon squad

the homeless coons on dayz who are known for talking hella shit then failing miserably
yo you see what happened to goon squad?

nah what happened?

we wiped there shit then gave it back, then took it again.
by white_supremacy445 April 2, 2022
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Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
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Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.
The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.
by JBOE May 21, 2025
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goon-19

when you're addicted to swatting & calling in bomb threats to large areas and or companies
man I can't stop swatting I just can't, might have been diagnosed with goon-19
let's call in a bomb threat to the white house man, i'm infected with goon-19
by Anoonoymous October 4, 2020
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Mexican Flicker Gooning

A variation of flicker gooning created by the Mexican cartel. The act of putting your penis in a taco shell and repeatedly flicking the tip with a maraca while its covered in salsa. This was first invented by El Chapo while crossing the Mexican-American border and was used to attack border guards due to the high velocity of the semen released causing instant death. If performed correctly the user will bust in 0.5 seconds and the semen will travel at 45,000 miles per hour. Currently Mexican flicker gooning has become less popular but lately there has been a resurgence with Trump experimenting with the technique to harness its power as a military weapon.
Damn, did you hear Tyago died of Mexican flicker gooning in class yesterday?
by Shady32 January 22, 2025
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Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.
"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"
by childishcorbino April 2, 2024
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