Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

Glass pounder

A chick you wanna put up against the glass and pound

Dude your girlfriends such a glass pounder, let me fuck her

by Hunky May 24, 2025

glass gash

The result when you light up someone who has a sandy vagina.

I lit up Yang this week in fantasy football and turned his sandy vagina into a glass gash.

by CrashNBernie October 23, 2019

Having a glass of wine

UK slang for fellatio.

The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.

by Canari rouge July 2, 2022

Milwaukee Shot Glass

When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.

I hear your grandmother is a champ when it comes to Milwaukee Shot Glasses

by CosmicRatSalad October 9, 2023

Glass

A clear, hard item usually able to be found in people's cupboards. Very good cronch and it leaves a nice, salty aftertaste.

"I prefer eating tempered glass over regular glass."

by ArsonistChild March 2, 2024

Round Glasses

A symbol of someone being submissive, similar to how an upside down pineapple symbolises swingers

"See him with the round glasses? Makes him look like he's just waiting to be bossed around"

by Solomon King August 27, 2025