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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend
you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair
by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021
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Replacement girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who is in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy, this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even block this person when he is hanging out with his actual girlfriend
“My girlfriend is asleep right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend
by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023
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blowjob girlfriend

blowjob girlfriend only does blow jobs and nothing else no emotional support just blow jobs.
by kingofanthills@gmail.com December 6, 2021
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a manga about this one guy named rentarou and his incredible gigachad rizz. his sheer strength and power far surpasses any mid ordinary self insert cookie cutter spineless weak harem mc. oh yeah and he also has girlfriends ig
The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, Really Love You has a wide cast of characters who all somehow have their own fair share of screentime and characterisation, including the thirsty one, the tsundere one, the cute one, the cool one, the drugs one, the billionaire one, the hangry one, the maid one, the masochist one, the beautiful one, the shy one, Rentarou’s cousin, the American one, the country one, the sus one, the grandma one, the age regressor one, the gyaru one, the chuuni one, the second maid one, the drunk one, the violent one, the numberphile one, the capoeira one, the kitty one, the Oshi No Ko one, the gothic lolita one, the clingy one, the doomer one and more.
by pink_lasagna June 28, 2024
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National Girlfriend Appreciation Fortnite

February 1st-14th is now considered national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite and boys must post their girlfriends every chance they get
“Hey it’s national girlfriend appreciation Fortnite next week bro” (friend 1)

“Oh fuck” (friend 2)
by Hfbdnsne February 3, 2024
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Girlfriend Guy

A male who spends a disproportionate amount of time with his female significant other, often at the cost of hanging out with the boys.
A: Has anybody seen Cooper this weekend?
B: I think he's back in Chicago again.
A: Man, what a Girlfriend Guy!
by leadrock December 4, 2022
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