Botleigh Fudge

The chewy delightful experience had when staying at a hotel and having to move rooms multiple times in one visit. Room moves can be put down to leaking toilets, faulty showers, or strange smells of the like even wet badger loves wouldn't enjoy.

Man, last night I checked in and it was a complete Botleigh fudge man.. the bed didnt have a matress and the toilet seat was made from horse glue..

by pauld_man November 05, 2010

Windy City Minty Fudge Blast

The act of eating the ole ladys ass once, but not limited to multiple times after brushing ones teeth on a taco Tuesday.

Last night my girl was feeling frisky, so I brushed my teeth and treated her with a Windy City minty Fudge Blast.

by FittinpipeinyoButt69 November 30, 2023

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 06, 2021

fudge grommet

Butthole.

May put on a little Joanie Mitchell and play with my fudge grommet later ;) ❤️

by trotsky64 February 14, 2021

fudging cousins

gay male cousins at least once removed who engage in anal sex

Ted and ed are fudging cousins its cool their parents arnt siblings jus cousins

by cat135 June 24, 2015

fudge puddle

When your dad bakes a vanilla cake and your mom is too fat and she's on a diet so she secretly eats a little bit, but then feels bad about it and takes laxatives and has a fudge puddle in her pants.

"My fat mom wasn't fooling anybody when she fudge puddled at church"

by fudgepantsquarejob November 30, 2014

Fudge Pantry

The internal cavity of the intestine where feces resides. The last part of the poo shoot before the anus.

My anus was so loose I evacuated my fudge pantry all over the bathroom floor

by Gove1 July 24, 2022