Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020

Freshed

The word you use after waking up and post in ig

I feel freshed

by Ken adamn June 13, 2020

Fresh Gravy

When a street is freshly paved and looks really smooth.

*While Longboarding*

Guy 1:"ohhhh man u see that shit?"
Guy 2: "fuck yeah I see it, let's hit that fucking fresh gravy."
Guy 1:"... uh... what?"

by InYahmada July 22, 2020

fresh flops

slang term for virgin penises

Mate those are some fresh flops

by stdcontraction666 August 28, 2020

Fresh Trim

When you tell the boys your going for a fresh trim but your actually going to meet your Monday - Friday 👀

“Yo Connor can’t come gym getting a fresh trim bro YGM”

by Work Girl September 25, 2020

Fresh Trim

When you tell the boys your going for a fresh trim but your actually going to meet your Monday - Friday 👀

“Yo Connor can’t come gym getting a fresh trim bro YGM”

by Work Girl September 25, 2020

Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk

Used in the 1800s to describe something being silky/smooth. It is often used nowadays to describe something being suspicious.

John - "Did you lie to her?"

Mary - "No..."

John - "*scoffs* Like Silk Made Of Fresh Milk..."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020