fear of flying

idiomatic: when someone thinks, or feels like, the fly on his pants is open, but it's not

Jon's "fear of flying" prevented him from giving a good keynote speech at the convention. Ironically, the "barn door" was shut the entire time.

by GusCan'tSing December 8, 2012

creative juices flowing

To have an ejaculation.

My neighbor certainly has his "creative juices flowing". Him and his wife are expecting their 4th child come (no pun intended) next spring.

by studmucker June 19, 2017

Flying Fart

When someone you know jumps beside you and in mid air they let out a fart.

I was just sitting in my room watch TV when out of nowhere my roommate decides to give me a flying fart.

by Troofus October 6, 2009

flying fuck

having sex in mid-air!for instance
1)in an aeroplane
2)when fucking on a swing

they had a flying fuck in the garden!

by ashwani fucker September 19, 2003

Flying Handkerchief

When one puts their shirt over anothers head while your partner or apprentice jumps on his head, causing the "blind them and attack" tactic.

Me and my girlfriend flying handkerchiefed my mom last night when she got out of the shower, unfortunately she was only wearing a towel..until we finished

by RON NOCTRON April 16, 2007

Flying Carpet

A woman whose thighs are not touching making her private parts magically float in between her legs.

Cooper: "Man Im so sore from yoga"

Dan : "Dude, you do yoga?"

Cooper: " Sure do, the instructor has the sweetest Flying Carpet"

Dan: "When's your next class?"

by GrosBilodeau March 4, 2011

Flying dodo bird

When a guy is capable of tying his penis in a knot and when he walks or jumps around his balls flap around it.

My boyfriend showed me his flying dodo bird then i had to un tie it. :P

by Balls McLongwood February 20, 2011