Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.

Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!

by iluvkim March 11, 2010

Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.

OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!

by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

Led Fairy

A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.

Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.

by penisbrakingsally November 15, 2010

mantastic fairy

A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.

Did you hear? Tinker Bell dumped that pansy Peter Pan and hooked up with a mantastic fairy!

by Dude_Brah_Man January 26, 2011

input fairy

Someone whose task mainly involves typing in data that may or may not include markup - e.g. XML, HTML - as well.

Contrast this to code monkey, whose main task is to type code, as opposed to data.

Oh, just pass the translations in the 18 languages to our input fairy, she will put them into the XML files in no time.

by numbeten September 13, 2011

hachet fairy

he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.

hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.

megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse

by weeweepoopoo August 26, 2011