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Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
by intrepid May 9, 2005
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Man Face

A very ugly, and brutal looking female. One that could be closely compared to or might even be a man by her/his facial structure.
"Holy crap, stay away from that thing, she's got some major Man Face going on."
by Anonymous March 17, 2003
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2 faced

someone who acts different to someone around different people
you see bradley robbins he a fucking 2 faced bitch
by baller12345 January 19, 2009
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cheese face

(n) The face you make whilst yipped on coke. Characterized by uncontrollable teeth grinding and grinning ear to ear.
Guy 1: Dude, I cant believe Hughes took two grams to his dome last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man, he was totally zooted, he had a power cheese face on all night, it was creeping me out.
by ambalance April 14, 2011
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selfie face

The phony facial expression that people temporarily assume while taking a selfie in order for the person to look their best. It is usually practiced in the mirror as well as with cameras, and can be called up at any time, but it rarely, if ever occurs naturally. You can tell when someone feels that they have perfected their selfie face, or a new variation of it, because they change their profile picture to it.

For girls this is often done by opening the eyes very wide, and smiling, but not enough to cause any wrinkles, and usually not enough to show the teeth unless the teeth are perfect.

For guys it is usually either a bored look or a hard look, and is often performed shirtless.

Duck face is not selfie face. If someones best looking face was their duck face, you would hit them with a 2x4, not click on their profile.
Becky just dyed her hair so she's in the bathroom practicing her selfie face for her new profile pic.
by fat_man July 15, 2014
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Face throttle

by Sum Asian chick February 24, 2018
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Powder Face

When a girl (or guy) wears too much make-up. Making it obvious that she/he spent 40 minutes applying her BB cream, MAC concealer, "natural" Cover Girl foundation, and translucent powder finish. Followed by dark/noticeable eyeshadow and "ultra volume" mascara. Making everyone shocked and disturbed when it's time to take the make-up off, exposing their terrible complexion and TRUE appearance.
Guy 1: DUDE, LOOK AT THAT CHICK!

Guy 2: Ew, she's a Powder Face dude, that's gross.
by OH HO HO January 16, 2011
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