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fucking flip flops 

Idiotic cheap footwear bought on holiday that one is obliged to wear in hot weather. The product of some tropical country too poor to stage an industrial revolution. Generally shoddily built and will fail within a week or two, although almost unwearable when new.
Nearly broke my nose on the steps because these fucking flip flops broke and tripped me up.
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Fucking brutal 

The phrase used to describe an act of violence for no apparent reason. This phrase is used in retrospect of what had just happened. This phrase can also be used to describe a person.
Example 1:

Person one: *happily walking down Street *

Person two: *appears from no where and punches person one*

Person one: wtf, that was fucking brutal.

Example 2:

*after previous incident *

Person one: wtf, what was that for dickhead . You're fucking brutal.
Fucking brutal by Thatguy454 May 11, 2015

Fucking Me Off

A commonly used phrase on @Satan's insagram, isually said when he's promoting useless shit or news articles to get money.
Fucking Me Off by TheGooTrain1290 October 8, 2015

fucking flavor hog 

Someone who sucks all the flavor out of a hookah or blunt.
Shawn is a fucking flavor hog. All the flavor in my hookah is gone
fucking flavor hog by ray1213 November 21, 2015

fucking scunt 

A fucking scunt. A short way to call someone a stupid cunt.
Person 1 "Did you see Holly last night?"

Person 2 "Yeah! She was hitting on my boyfriend! Fucking scunt"
fucking scunt by Scunt Safe April 23, 2018

Fucking Hetero 

Lesbian: She's hot!
Morgan: Girlll that's a Maizie !
Lesbian: What's a Maizie ?
Morgan: A FUCKING HETERO !

Fucking Chode 

When your friend keeps telling you to deal with the annoying people in your life, you should call them a fucking chode.
"Just deal with the Star Wars obsessed kid, dude." "Shut the fuck up you fucking chode"
Fucking Chode by Tim and Tom December 12, 2018