felch fries or goonlaush

the age old question. Would you rather eat felch fries or goonlaush? Both are delectable delicacies. Yum
“ayo homie. felch fries or goonlaush?”
“id have to go with the goonlaush. My girlfriend makes a mean goonlaush.”
“she has a dick?”
“Nah her 6foot 9 pr bench 500lbs life long friend she loves like a brother helps her.”
“what the fuck. this got sad”
by mf legend no diddy February 04, 2025
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river fries

When two or more people gather at the mouth of a river to consume fries, usaually bought at McDonald's or at worst Burger King. This is strictly a BYOF kind of party unless you are invited by someone already with fries. Chicken McNuggets are also acceptable.
Teresaa and Conor went down to Frasier river to eat a bunch of river fries
by Vanillagorilla604 April 20, 2017
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pies and fries

a late night meal from McDonalds consisting of 2 apple pies and a small fry, resulting in the highest calorie intake to money spent ratio
when asked what he wanted from mcdonalds, he responded with "pies and fries"
by Thinkingship February 19, 2012
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K. Fri

The Coolest Mother Fucker on the Planet!! Everyone wishes they were K.Fri!!
Hey do you know K. Fri? Have you heard that K. Fri is Awesome?
by Kevin Fri April 27, 2008
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Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.
wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!
by sussybls December 04, 2023
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Sally Fries

Weaker French fries made for the sissiest of men or classy ladies. Usually made with sweet potatoes, pairs well with midol.
I'm feeling like a little bitch tonight, so can I switch your onion rings for your sally fries?
by -changa- August 29, 2016
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Fries

*Mcdonalds ememployee*
"Hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you today?"

Bf* "I'll have a big mac with extra sause and a large coke"

Mcdonalds employee*
"Anything else"?

Bf* "what do you want to eat?"

ME: i want FOUR large fries a Dr. Pepper and two handfuls of ketchup"
by _ur_funny May 18, 2017
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