When a grown hairy man with very large hands lubes up his hand with vinegar and spice rub and fists a live pig,to internally season the beast,this is a carolina staple
by Nebraskaboi2299 May 22, 2018
A phrase usually said by someone before proceeding to punch another person's vagina. Most commonly used during sexual intercourse.
by GaryOak555 October 24, 2015
by Tayburdeded May 01, 2019
A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 03, 2023
The process of pooping out a thick and dry turd the size of a large fist. Side effects can include crying of relief and/or agony, and an angry red anus.
by Fulgar April 09, 2017
Non contact altercation where the aggressor follows target hiding in bushes yell/whispering bizarre sexual threats
by WSGM the Talk December 12, 2020
Guy: "Hey baby, we all outta lube but I'm itching for some fisting"
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!
Girl: "Well don't worry baby, cause I got some gravy, we salisbury fisting tonight!
by The Boat Man February 03, 2022