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Facebook Him by Midna! August 11, 2009
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Facebook-friend
Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.
That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "
Facebook-friend by Prom King December 3, 2009
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FaceBook Rehab
noun.
1. to take an extensive break from usage of the famous social networking site.
2. to 'unlike' & remove your 'fan' connection to unnecessary pages
3. to reduce the amount of time you spend facebook-ing
1. to take an extensive break from usage of the famous social networking site.
2. to 'unlike' & remove your 'fan' connection to unnecessary pages
3. to reduce the amount of time you spend facebook-ing
1. "I'm entering FaceBook Rehab for the month"
2. "I unliked tons of those pages today, bro"
3. "I'm cutting down on that this year. It's time for some FaceBook Rehab"
2. "I unliked tons of those pages today, bro"
3. "I'm cutting down on that this year. It's time for some FaceBook Rehab"
FaceBook Rehab by Charmanderin June 28, 2010
Facebook fragile
A friendship that can end just because of a disagreement on Facebook. As soon as one removes the other from their friend's list, the entire friendship is over and there will never be another word uttered between the two.
Usual suspects of the Facebook fragile relationship: People you've met online, people you've only recently started dating or old friends from grade school.
Facebook fragile by shoujoboy August 1, 2011
facebook mommy
1) One who is a worthless mom in real life but posts photos of them with their kids like; #lovemybabies #kidsaremylife
2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
2) A mom who spends 5 hours a night at the club, 10 hours a day asleep, 4 hours a day working, 2 hours a day shopping/eating/drinking coffee with her girls, an hour and a half showering and getting dressed, and 30 minutes with her kids taking "usies" and posting to facebook using hashtags such as: #mylife #allaboutthem #allday #mommasangel
"Girl did you see Becky on Facebook with her kid?"
"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
"Yeah girl, we had just come home from the club when she took it! We were so wasted!"
"Yeah she's a total facebook mommy!"
facebook mommy by adnamasenoj March 25, 2014
Word of the Day on May 11, 2014
Facebook Breakup
A methode of breaking up with your signifigant other through the facebook private messaging system. This methode of breaking up serves as a methode of identification for the lowest of the low.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Along with with the classic "Text Message Breakup" or "Email breakup", a "Facebook breakup" demonstrates a compleat lack of class on the part of the person ending the relationship. Anyone who has had their relationship ended in anyone of these three ways should take confidance and pride in the fact that the person they were daiting has just demonstrated the maturity level of a 12-13yr old. Along with the fact they have just inequitably won the throne of the "Douche" world.
For those semimgly unlucky few whove suffered a facebook breakup at the hands of their once signifigant other/ now self-proclaimed King/Queen of the Douches. Count yourself among the lucky, This indirect-methode of breakingup shows a lack of responsability, but more importantly, a lack of character by the person ending the relationship.
Any person willing to resort to such a low methode of breakingup has never been, or never will be worth it.
Example 1:
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Tom-"Mark! Sara just broke up with me though facebook... is she serious, a facebook breakup?"
Mark-*Blank stare* "I'll be right back"
Tom-"Where are you going?"
Mark-"Sara's Coronation, I hear she was just crowned Queen of the Douches, want to come?"
Tom-"No, I think i'll just send her a douchebag in the mail. I'm sure she'll understand why I couldn't make it."
Example 2:
Crystal-" Jen, Dave just boke up with me through facebook"
Jen-" Thats beyond low! Just forget him, he was clearly never worth it! a Facebook Breakup is a clear sign of no class"
Facebook Breakup by ...really?! January 8, 2009
Facebook politics
The ridiculous which ensues after people don't "accept" friendship requests or "delete" friends over stupid reasons. Those who violently pursue an extended social acceptance and/or are upset when people don't care they go fucking mental, for really no decent reason at all.
John: "Hey bro, my girlfriend's mad. She said it's cuz you didn't accept her as a friend on facebook."
Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"
John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."
Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."
^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.
Jan: "But I don't really like her. She's a huge bitch, no offense. Why the hell would I add her; to see all my shit?"
John: "But she won't blow me till you add her."
Jan: "Fuck this shit: facebook politics."
^^ Facebook politics. Ruin everything.
Facebook politics by uwengineer October 17, 2010