facebook creeper

someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.

you - "what are u doing?"

me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"

you - "your such a facebook creeper"

me - "yea I know"

by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009

facebook poke

when bitches want to have sex, so they push the poke button on facebook to say they are dtf.

Mary: John keeps poking me.
Erica: We both know a facebook poke means he wants to fuck.

by marigoldini February 20, 2011

facebook potato

When you begin to put off daily activites, going out with friends, errands chores and any other daily routine. to spend all your time hanging out on facebook.

similar to a couch potato

Marshall: hey! where you been? i havent seen you in a while

Karen: yeah i know right . i havent been out in weeks. ive just been a facebook potato.

Marshall: that thing is ruining your life

Karen: Its getting really close lol

by urban outkast August 12, 2009

Facebook Snob

A person who refuses to add certain people to their list of friends on Facebook.

" I sent Mac a request to be friends on Facebook and he ignored me. He's such a Facebook snob."

by Scare Jeff July 4, 2009

Facebook Masturbation

The conceded act to "like" your own Facebook statuses, pictures, or wall posts. Abbrev as "FBation".

"Did you see that Joe totally Facebook masturbated all of his wall?"

"Yeah, he FBated like three times just today."

-Facebook friends with "mirror shot" default pictures have the tendencies to do Facebook Masturbation, as they like themselves more than others.

by Christian_Zamo April 19, 2010

Facebook Mum

When your mum gets a Facebook account and comments on everything you do.

Dave Says
'Yes, no exams means FREEDOM'
Dave's Mum Says:
'You can start on the chores then'
Dave's Mate:

'Dude, it hurts to have a Facebook Mum! Suck!'

by Salazard May 19, 2009

Facebook Fuckwit

A Facebook Fuckwit is an individual that spends their half their sad life trying to collect as many freinds as possible on Facebook. The Facebook Fuckwit will spend ridiculous amounts of time on Facebook trying to increase the number of so called 'Facebook Friends', because in reality they have no 'Real' friends and it makes them feel better about themselves.

Drew Peacocks Law states that... ' The Higher Number of Facebook 'Friends a user has ' is proportionally equivalent to 'The lack of real world social interaction ability the Fuckit actually has'.

Fact

Facebook Fuckwit: 'I are so 'popliar,' I has over 2000 Facebook Friends, ... Fuck me, I are soooo 'popliar' and admired!'

Real World Person: No you Fucking haven't you Stupid Fuckin' 'Facebook Fuckwit!', you don't even know 10 people you can call friends........ go out and talk to real people in the real world, asshole!

by Dick Fulcrum July 19, 2010