Evan Turpin

The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.

Evan Turpin your're such a douche bag!

by Steven2210 December 17, 2017

Evan

The name Evan to me means, a kind, loving,caring, amazing person

Hey Evan did you know your name means A great person

Oh really that’s cool

by Skeet and Yeet December 5, 2019

Evan

Someone who does that free of charge

Damn Evan really knows how to do that

by DarealTray57 June 12, 2021

Evan

the horniest man alive. mr steal your girl.

Watch your girlfriend around evan.

by big baller 123 November 22, 2021

Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.

Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!

by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023

evan

Evan is the term given to a deformed or disabled kid who plays fortnite everyday & Dosent want to download pubg because he knows that hes trash at it

"Not the evan ones"

by Enuas Bitch August 27, 2018

Evan

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.

Look at Evan over there.

by lfp3 February 14, 2022