December 8

G: You know what today is right?

B: December 8?
G: Yes, ask your crush out day!

Go get em’ tiger

by arrooooogggaaa December 08, 2020

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29 December

People with massive cocks were born on 29 December. They are also extraordinary good at sex and fuck like Gods.

Girl: When were you born?
Boy: On 29 December!
Girl: ohhhh.. we need to fuck

by Mariae92 November 22, 2021

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The prettiest eye colored ppl were born on this day.

Her: You have the prettiest eyes.

Me: thanks I was born on December 29th.

by Holy wack March 27, 2020

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Can i hear your voice if i let you hear mine?

This is a weird advent calendar. It goes 1, 2, 3, 8, 35, 10, 0.
Don't worry. Its supposed to be like that. Open today, December 9.

by Krkič December 09, 2020

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you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 07, 2019

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If you get stabbed then it's probably December 14thh

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The day your get to ask your crush to be your girlfriend/boyfriend.

“I heard you asked your crush to be your girlfriend today”
“Duh, it’s December 20”

by Uaussuehuwhhabwho? December 19, 2019

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