Guy:ah shit my cats are having sex
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
Un-Holy Cross:don't worry I can help
Guy:?
*Cross takes one cat off of each other and puts a condom on the male cat*
Cross: ah there we go
Guy:why the fuck do you have a spare condom 2 just why
by Kurosu February 24, 2019
Get the Un-Holy Crossmug. My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016
Get the Hot Crossed Schnitzelmug. A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
Get the crossed pipe-hawkmug. by peanutbuttermansux August 20, 2016
Get the cross eyed cripplermug. When two people are about to make out and the thrid person jumps between them and get smooshed by both of the them at the same time.
by Chocolatemuncher May 25, 2019
Get the The Californian Crossingmug. by SYDLEX November 28, 2021
Get the crossingmug. He tried to be a nice guy by letting a drunk friend sleep-over, but he woke up with a sweaty mushroom cross.
by PhtephenOneTwoTree August 28, 2018
Get the mushroom crossmug.