crack tattoo

tattoo above a woman's crack, lower back tattoo, tramp stamp, hoe tag, whore tag, slut, a woman you gets used a lot for sex.

that girl has a crack tattoo, she must be the easiest girl in the bar tonight.

by nelly4alluhoes February 6, 2015

cracking up

when you cracking up it means you laughing so hard at stupid and retarded shit people say or be doing....and most of the time people is hating you so badly and want to sabotage everything you do and be so evil to you because you so far out their league they cant stand it. and do everything to bring you down and always end up in prison forever or dead the worst way possible like being burn alive.

im cracking up

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 22, 2022

Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012

cracking sheets

The act of masterbating and ejaculating so many times in bed sheets, that the sheets harden up and eventually crack.

Person 1: Hey, where is John?
Person 2: Probably in his room cracking sheets.
Person 1: WTF!?

by theman12432 February 13, 2014

crack milk

similar to being "oily." to be better than the rest. used the same as the word "sick."

"yo that movie was crack milk"
"yo these shoes are crack milk"

by alex aka i got more dimes then that sprint lady August 7, 2007

crack mouse

It's the real or imaginable mouse that late night's steals your drug or only some of your money.

Hey J, I woke up and shit is missing, I know it's not you but either your crackhead girl stole this or it's another attack by the crack mouse!

by Maskman1977 November 28, 2015