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The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
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alabama corn hole

I gave cousin Jill an Alabama Corn Hole
by gvvfgftghhy April 9, 2019
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Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.
Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?
by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010
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Leftover Cream Corn

The act of ejaculating from your penis into your hand, then lubricating your cornhole with warm gooey jizz.
My boyfriend came on my hand so I decided to give him some leftover cream corn.
by Satantouchedme667 March 28, 2015
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Corn Syrup Daddy

She got herself a Corn Syrup Daddy and got herself a Double Wide now!
by therealyemmie November 9, 2019
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Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
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corn syrup daddy

broke ass mother fucker that thinks he can afford up scale hookers, not the $40 crack hoes
dave's a corn syrup daddy that thinks he can charm melissa from erotic monkey with home made chicken noodle soup.
by saavy chimp September 11, 2021
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