Russian Corn Dog

A sex move where you shove a skewer up some ones ass until a giant log of shit represents the corn dog. Its then dosed in vodka and eaten by the partner for a midnight snack.

Brook: Hey what do you want for breakfast?

Kevin: Im not hungry because of that Russian Corn Dog I had last night...

by The Russian Master November 4, 2021

The Law of the Conservation of Corn

The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.

Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!

by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021

Frosted Corn Flakes

The dried flakes of cum that have ether been peeled off or have fallen off of a vagina. Usually happens when a girl has many guys in one night.

Dude! did you see the frosted corn flakes fall out of that girls shorts?

by jackhoff247 December 10, 2010

rusty corn hole

When you bang a chick in the ass pull out wIth a shit covered dick then continue to stink it in her period pussy.

Last night shaquita was feeling freaky so I gave her the ol rusty corn hole

by Larrysillytits August 11, 2017

polish corn dog

When someone puts a roll of pennies into a condom( ties the ends), then lubes it with ketchup and mustard and then proceeds to fuck someone in the ass with it and yell..."OOOOYEAH CORN DOGGY DOGGY" and then eats the crusts off of the sides of a piece of bread.

Mark asked me asked me to do the Polish corn dog with him...
I didn't say no.

by Rincryo November 7, 2017

corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.

The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.

by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017

Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.

Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.

by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016