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Ghost of Christmas yet to come

guy who rap-battled Ebeneezer Scrooge
Boo!
You're gonna die
With no-one to love you and no one to cry
Alone by youself on the bed of your death
With a stench of regret on your last dying breath
Cause you've chosen the path of a selfish man
With Tiny Tim's innocent blood on your hands
The penance you should pay for the way you behave
Is written as plain as the name on this grave
- The ghost of Christmas yet to come
by Ebeneezy November 11, 2022
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Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome

Also known as ECDS. The condition whereby one cannot help but decorate for christmans rediculously early.
John: Yo that lady accross the road suffers from ECDS.
Mike: ECDS????
John: Early Christmas Decoration Syndrome. We in early November and she is already decorating for christmas.WTF?
by meckox November 20, 2016
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reeking around the Christmas tree

Relatives that wear old reeking sweaters that smell like cigarettes.
Mabel: How do you like my vintage Christmas sweater I have not washed for decades ?

Junior: It's nice.

Mabel: I am taking a smoke break I will be right back. We will be reeking around the Christmas tree soon.
Junior: Thanks for the warning.
by cut the cards December 19, 2022
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christmas tree

when you take a cone shaped concoction, usually resembling a miniature christmas tree, to clean out your butthole.
Dude: Oh man, I just took a thick ass shit!
Dude#2: Did you christmas tree last night?
by stoopidface21 January 3, 2008
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White girl Christmas list

Ugs

Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6
Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot
by Dragondrakester March 28, 2016
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
i smoked some green christmas tree this weekend and got SO fucked up i saw so much shit!
by johnaaaa May 19, 2007
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Stuffed Christmas Turkey

Stuffed christmas turkey is where by you fuck your girlfriend then proceed to cum in the turkey and baste it with jizz
yo dude last night I totally had stuffed christmas turkey
by beanymandem December 18, 2010
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