Canadian Wind Tunnel

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

by nestegg November 20, 2020

canadian wood chipper

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

by D Haz March 19, 2017

canadian butt hockey

When a Canadian boy becomes a man, he goes into the woods with 11 other boys to the secret ice rink. They squeeze a wolverine until a round hockey puck shaped poo appears. (This is a brutal process which often requires the use of many wolverines, since many are squeezed till they pop) If a suitable wolerine is found, a badger or large rabbit works too. They then play hockey using frozen geese. If the ceremony is interrupted by a Bigfoot, then the boys are cursed to never be men and eventually become transgender. The winners of the game brutally slaughter the losing team's players using only a stick and a pine cone. The winners also claim all of the losers maple syrup and women

Carl: We're both about to be men, and i want your syrup and women!
Bobby:let's settle this with a game of Canadian butt hockey!

by Daddy Lala from Canada June 18, 2018

Canadian lawn mower

A snowplough.

Not enough room in the garage to store a Canadian lawn mower and park the car, too.

by bzmummy May 11, 2016

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016

canadian seal hunt

Finding a girl with an incredibly hairy pussy.

This weekend me and the boys are going to collect pelts on a great Canadian seal hunt

by Steak McCool January 18, 2018

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023