canada's history

a canuck guzzling maple syrup while jacking off in a beaver's tail and getting rammed from behind by moose antlers.

I just did canada's history for five hours last night

by colbertnation90806708 February 8, 2010

Canada's History

Standard-issue Canadian toilet paper that costs $6.95 a month. Formerly The Beaver.

"Mom! We're all out of Canada's History!"

by Lawncare February 4, 2010

Canada

A fictional location made up by Americans to pretend that there is a North-American country that actually contains half decent people. Often used to describe someone who is fake.

"Hey Bill, James said he was from London"
"Na mate he's from bloody CANADA!"

by Andrew Tuvalu June 5, 2018

Canada's History

See epic fail.

Guy 1: "Hey buddy."
Guy 2: "Hey. Nice new public house they built here, eh?"
Guy 1: "Oh.. you're Canadian aren't you? Get out now, and take your shitty canadian bacon with you."

...Canada's History...

by CheoTrawford February 4, 2010

canada's history

the act of taking the Stanley cup, half of a rack of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and a syringe full of urine and placing them into a woman's vagina/anus.

"i gave Megan a canada's history last night, it was RIDICULOUS!"
"shit man a canada's history?! where'd you get the Stanley cup from?!?"

by richard swet February 11, 2010

Canada's History

"Canada's history" involves being taken captive by a French Canadian and having terrible (sexual) things done to you while the French Canadian screams "god bless the queen!!"

all those "alien abductions" reported in Canada, they're really Canada's History going down.

by Colbert's Buddy February 4, 2010

Bell Canada

Canada's answer to AT&T. It's outsourced over priced and will charge you to remove their equipment regardless of whether you have an account or not.

Bell Canada wanted to charge me to remove their internet equipment.

by WendyOKoopa2 September 2, 2021