Call a tow truck

The equivalent to saying "Fuck you buddy, you're on your own."

"This bitch asked if she could crash at my place for a while because she got kicked out. Hell nah, bitch call a tow truck."

by turbo_moisture December 8, 2018

Call center-baby

A boyfriend or girlfriend with exceptional active listening skills , oozing empathy and encouraging people to speak up their minds.

A former call center agent.

Anyone who has survived a call center job.
Will fill in the "ideal partner" role quite comfortably.

- how come you are so talkative and know all the right words to say?
-do you like it?

-totally
-call center-baby! It's inhumane. Makes you see the black holes in people. So i get you...

by Eskarina Esk April 21, 2019

Call your best friend babe day

Just call them babe . Or if not you have no friends like me

Jonny: hey wyd babe
Jonah :wtf

Jonny:oh it’s call your best friend babe day

Jonah:oh ok babe

by Wired December 10, 2019

Call Soccer

A maligned practice of lazy employees at a call center or helpdesk who routinely reject, roll, or "kick" calls to other employees in the queue when they don't feel like doing their job but are otherwise capable of taking a call.

We had four people in the call queue this morning but I ended up with all the calls because the others were playing Call Soccer.

by anon banana November 10, 2020

call an ambulance

When you make a fucking mistake and are about to get your throat brutally slit by an old man. Typically 80-85 years old.

Call an ambulance call an ambulance!...But not for me (shoots in the forehead,Then slit throat,then proceeds to cut body open and eat cooked spine.)

by what is the point of living if December 2, 2020

call pong

When you are really good friends but cant seem to connect for weeks, sometimes months, calling each other and always hitting the missed call. The person who missed the call is the one to call back.

1: Hey buddy, called you again.
2: Yeh, buddy, was preoccupied, yet another bender.
1: We just playing call pong

by oolveea December 2, 2020

callahater

The dream merch discord are a bunch of callahaters. people who can not stand callahan and no one knows if its a joke or not.

Person 1: "hey i like callahan"
Dani (callahater) : "why? why do you like him? i dont understand-"

by imundercover445 March 5, 2021