eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

Crack Cobbler

Recipe is as follows: take one heaping serving of trouser chili and continue baking in your down-under oven until a crusty top layer forms while it remains moist and gooey below.

I was praying for a ghost shart, but when I was finally able to check I was horrified to discover that I had made some crack cobbler.

by Dave is Awesome February 23, 2019

Black Crack

A can or bottle of Grape soda. Based on the stereotype that African Americans love grape flavored drinks, food, candy etc..

When you go to the store, please pick up a bottle of black crack.

by birdydb June 27, 2018

Crack a headboard

Have such bomb ass sex that the headboard on the bed breaks.

I'm really tryna crack a headboard and bust it wide open for the right one.

by Sad.heaux August 7, 2018

canyon crack

When someone's ass cheeks are so far apart that their crack is a fucking canyon.....

You've heard about uniboob, now what about canyon crack?

by @lukeperuke June 1, 2018

cracking cards

credit card fraud

we cracking cards inda trap

by trapnigga300hunnid July 24, 2019

pageant crack

Pixie sticks, used by bovine pageant moms who want to give their freaky-looking offspring an edge over the competition.

Pageant crack, as seen on "Toddlers and Tiaras".

by starla25 February 8, 2012